Track Fiend

Someone who obsessively checks tracking updates on goods being delivered like it's going to make it get there quicker.

Mike - Everytime I walk by John's cube he is on the UPS website checking the status of a delivery.

Bob - Yeah, that dude's a track fiend!

by bigtimejdub May 30, 2011

track me

Meaning come at me bro or do you wanna go! Works best with obsessive chest beating and eye rolling

Jackie: Tay, Do you have a problem? !?
Tay: Man track me!!! *slaps chest and jumps at Jackie while breaking work I.d.*

by tesiacrazii16 July 29, 2014

Track B

A schedule when LAUSD haD hundreds of schools on Concept 6 Year Round Multi-Track Calendars dubbed as "The Dumb Track" where Immigrant English-Learner, low performing students are put in.

The Track B kids at Belmont High School are so ghetto, I mean not that the rest aren't.

by LAkid10 April 18, 2017

Track Attack

When you jump out from behind a tree next to a bushwalking track and attack innocent bushwalking tourists to steal their water. This attack is usually launched during an unorganised bushwalk where you run out of drink yourself.

Unorganised bushwalker 1: You ready to launch this track attack?
Unorganised bushwalker 2: Yeah, lets go!
(both jump out from behind a tree and attack well prepared Swedish backpackers)
Unorganised bushwalker 1: We got the water! Leg it!
(both run away with water and leave swedish backpackers stunned and panting on the ground)

by Delfinator March 4, 2009

Laugh Track

How bad directors convince themselves that they're funny.

The effects of using a laugh track:

Y-yess... Imm funnyy.... a-aalll those people a-are l-laughing... BAWW HA HA HHAAWWW *cries*

by Mr. Awesome-er September 14, 2009

NEW TRACK

New Track mainly said by LIL SHANK (SoundCloud Rapper) When he announces a new song coming out,

Lil Shank is one of the best new soundcloud artist right now.

When shank says "New track" sometimes it take a while for that track to drop,

But never the less LIL SHANK will be signed next

Lil Shank- NEW TRACK SOON BITCH

by Shank's Manager November 14, 2018

Grassy Tracks

when a girl gives you the best blowjob. However she does it softly because she has braces. after she sucks your dick, u feel relieved, and jizz in her face. as she opens her mouth, u finally see that u forgot to shave ur pubes and their stuck in her braces.

Oh shit, she had a bad case of grassy tracks last night.

She never brushed the pubes out of her soft mouth, and their sticking out like a 12" dick.

by the funniest fucking person January 31, 2010