Mindlessly following someone into a business arrangement where you - the "Tontard" - gets completely hosed by the person you originally followed.
by SPAC-MGee June 4, 2021
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A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.
Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
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MIKE : I'm sorry do you mean testosterone, Testaron is what the ladies called my best friend ron in college
MIKE : I'm sorry do you mean testosterone, Testaron is what the ladies called my best friend ron in college
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When referring g to a male, the word becomes “tontocated”.
Those people who can balance a checkbook to the penny, but can’t remember to feed their cats.
When referring g to a male, the word becomes “tontocated”.
Those people who can balance a checkbook to the penny, but can’t remember to feed their cats.
Me: “She’s smart…she went to school to be an algebra teacher.”
Him: “Maybe, but she makes a lot of poor choices… That’s what we call tontacated!”
Him: “Maybe, but she makes a lot of poor choices… That’s what we call tontacated!”
by JenzCollection September 27, 2021
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He will keeps his promise to his friends. He always takes care of his friends. Always try to understand everything.
His smile is like a blooming flower! So he will find someone that gonna give this guy a permanent smile.🤍
He will keeps his promise to his friends. He always takes care of his friends. Always try to understand everything.
His smile is like a blooming flower! So he will find someone that gonna give this guy a permanent smile.🤍
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