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Shank

A combination of the the two words Shit and Wank.

A negative word to describe something as poor or not to ones best taste.
God that movie was absolutly Shank, it totally sucked.
by Kieran Crowe January 7, 2009
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Shank

Verb. to stab someone with a shiv.
shank is also what retards call improvised stabbing or cutting weapons. these are not called shanks they are called shivs.
Dumbass: Dude... i just made a totally awesome shank made out of a piece of glass and tightly rolled paper.

Badass: you are dumb. you made a shiv, there is no solid thing called a shank. for being a fool, i will shank you with my shiv.
by shiv man April 21, 2009
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shank

to steal something from someone's house, to have sex with your boy's girlfriend,
I shanked this cd from that kid's house. I shanked Tony by fucking Veronica.
by Damis January 14, 2003
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Shank's Law

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.
"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."
by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015
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Shank spanking

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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rage shanked

Combination of rage and shanked.

1. One of the many derivatives of owned.

2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.
Dude, you got rage shanked!

You better go this weekend or I'll rage shank your ass!
by Kageh February 8, 2005
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Tetra-shank

tetra - A combining form or prefix signifying four</small>

Tetra-shank - to stab, or "shank", someone with four combined objects
Roy: *tetra-shank*
Ben: you just tetra-shanked me with 4 brightly colored pencils - AAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhh....
by Andy the Mexican Candy February 20, 2009
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