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Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.
Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.
by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023
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Israeled

When you start a fight with someone and they beat the shit out of you, you got Israeled. Similar to fucking around and finding out.
I shoved this little guy out of my way at a concert, and he ended up beating the fuck out of me — I got Israeled.
by FAFO Officer January 24, 2024
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Israel

When you steal someone's house and then get shocked when they hate you as a result
Najda: "You are such an Israel"
Yochanan: "And if I don't Israel it, someone else will"
by VivaPalestina June 15, 2025
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Israeled

Genocide; A powerful state genociding a group of weak people who are under their control all while still claiming victimhood.
On October of 2023 in history of the struggle for freedom, Palestinians have been israeled by the state of Israel.
by yaassyyr November 11, 2023
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israel

trash. they kill ppl for more land. BOYCOTT MCDONALDS, STARBUCKS, ETC!
girl: FREE ISRAEL!
boy: from the map? sure!!
girl: wtf do u mean?
boy: israel is shit, its also a pick me i mean, js LOOK AT ITS NAME! it says is real they try so hard js to be real even though they arent. they also kill ppl living in gaza for land, ALL THE WAY FROM 1940s.

girl: oh, my parents say the opposite.... ill look it up..
1 min later...
girl: oh, ur right...
boy: told ya, lets do what we gotta do.
girl: yess
both: FREE PALESTINE!
by p0oki3b3@r January 18, 2024
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Israel has the right to defend itself

A generic phrase meant to silence any valid criticism or even simply perceived criticism of Israels methods with regards to Palestinians and Palestine as a whole. The question is… How can a “defending” nation be making territorial gains?
Concerned Human: “So many innocent Palestinian children have died from IDF bombardments…”

Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”
by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023
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israel

Someone with this name will be one of the smartest most kind and funny people you’ll met. If you don’t wanna be somewhere he’ll light up the room.If i’m having a bad day just hearing his voice helps. He’s not one that will open up to just anyone. But it don’t show he will show up with a smile and leave with everyone smiling!
Blank: “I really don’t wanna be here today”

*israel js yapping to he’s friends*
then by the end of the day we leave smiling
by ells65$$$$ April 26, 2025
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