Watkin’s Grapes

Slang for piles

When you push to hard invert your colon

Ah man, I got a right case of Watkin’s grapes. I tried thumbing it in but it won’t go up

by Birra Moretta December 13, 2017

grape squeezers

Jeans for men that make a moose knuckle so tight your berries turn purple.

Those grape squeezers are so tight his nads are gonna pop!

by felipe2028 January 23, 2020

smashing grapes

Shiting one's self while seated

Don't mind me I'm just smashing grapes.

by The The Guy October 23, 2013

Grape fart

A type of fart that occurs when a small amount of gas, usually the size of a small seedless grape, passes through the ring meat. Typically grape farts are odorless, rare, and silent and require unique position of legs and ass cheeks to occur. Studies show to increase the frequency of grape farts, limit intake of gaseous foods. ie, beans, broccoli, meat.

While on the way to the beach in Kevin's new truck, Scott has an "up-to-no-good" smile.

Kevin: Hey Ass-clown.... What's your deal?

Scott: Nothing, I just farted

Kevin: AWWWWW MAN!!! Thats not right! This is my NEW RIDE!
(Kevin rolls down the windows)

Scott: Chill....its just a grape fart.

Kevin: Oh...ok

by Key-Lime February 16, 2010

Pounding Grape

Drinking copious amounts of wine

"Are we pounding grape tonight Bella?"

by heifers anonymous November 18, 2011

Angry Grape

The Angry Grape occurs when you shit on the floor and wipe your penis in it. You then penetrate a guy so hard up his ass that the shit mixes with his intestines as well as your jizz leaving a pile of purple liquid on the floor. You then fill a bucket with the purple liquid and use it to prank friends!

Me and Ryan were mad at Riley so we pulled The Angry Grape prank on him.

by MeHaveAids December 23, 2020

grape

The flavor that gay people tend to like as opposed to other flavors.

Wow this guy is working that grape popsicle. Theres a pretty good chance he may be gay.

by braxx August 29, 2008