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titty babies

These are the generation X and Y recent grads that are hired by clueless upper management because of their grade point average, height, and military status. More times than not they turn out to be micromanaging, arrogant, armchair employees that are afraid to roll up their sleeves and actually get involved with anything. They are more concerned about status symbols, time off, and where to eat lunch.
"Look. It's 10:30 AM. Mike should be coming in any time now. Oh, there he is. You can tell he just woke up. He pretended to be at the U doing his research this morning. Damn titty babies"
by Running out of patience February 16, 2008
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Titty Lip

Noun. Describes the facial expression of someone who is particularly manipulative when they can't get their own way.

(Origin and useage: Liverpool / North West)
A: "Eh! What's she doin' 'ere?"

B: "I told 'er she wasn't invited but then she got a titty lip"
by Taffi Davenport February 4, 2010
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titty parade

when your walking down the street and there is a festival of titties everywhere and you cant help but get a massive erection, but its ok because boners are cool at titty parades
Bill: Yo steve i just walked through the best titty parade ever!
Steve: did you get a huge boner?
Bill: YEAH ONLY IT WAS COOL BECAUSE BONERS ARE FORMALLY ACCEPTED AT TITTY PARADES
Steve: OH YEAH
by Michael Noone April 28, 2008
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Titty Swanking

It's when a woman climaxs from nipple masturbation
Jessica: I was titty swanking last night

Abby: oh, what did it feel like

Jessica: it Felt really good you should try it

Abby: I will
by crazychisel January 1, 2011
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titty tisses

This phrase means the same as, "kitty kisses" in where a pet cat repeatedly licks your arm, hand, or face.
{Craig}: Hey Angie, check out this video I uploaded to YouTube that shows Nikki lavishing me with titty tisses!
{Angie}: Aww isn't that cute!?!
by Telephony October 3, 2014
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Titty rape

When you whip out your shlong and the girl takes out her jugunauts and squeezes them together and yeah - matt
Imma titty rape you shebly - matt
Bet. - shebly
by Awildshelfb June 3, 2018
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titties brand

a colorful way to say "kick ass!" or "friggin' awesome". Almost always used at the end of a sentance.
"I won 500 dollars in the lotto-- titties brand!"
by Wookiestick February 14, 2008
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