tina trampolina

A drag queens name that hasn’t been claimed yet,

A male or female who, when using crystal meth, becomes a tramp.

Gurrrrl, you be bouncing on that cock like a Tina trampolina!

by Student of hair December 25, 2017

The Tina

The act of repeatedly pocket dialling your friends and having them listen to your wildest rambles for 45+ minutes

Friend 1: "Man, I fucked up last night, my pocket dialled my friends whilst rambling on about vampire porn and now they won't stop rippin the shit outta me"

Friend 2: "Oh dude, thats a mood, you pulled The Tina"

by miniCoffee December 9, 2022

tina may

A beautiful, green eyed woman. A great mother and the best friend you'll ever have. Borderline mediumistic at times. Pussy like diamonds.

Man, that girl is so Tina May!

by Tomass 23 December 1, 2016

Tina Arbone

A 40 year old women who finds pleasure in beefing with literal children. She thinks she's smoking hot shit but really she is just a fat piece of horse shit. She's bigger than Augustus Gloop. She thinks she can run a girl Scout troop without being cooked by a bunch of teenage girls who hate her. She tried to take us to Lancaster to meet the Amish but they all thought we were kidnapped by Megamind. She tried to take us on a cruise in the middle of the ocean and wouldn't leave us alone,she stalked us like she was the next Middle Aged predator. She tries to be inclusive but likes to call girls her browbies. What the fuck? She's the first to look at you and say your shirt is too short but she just is mad she can't fit in kids clothes anymore. Talk about HUGE. She left the troop then got mad we didn't give her money she was literally stealing from us. The only reason her daughter sold over 1,000 boxes of cookies every season was because she bought and ate them all.

Girl 1: My name is Tina Arbone and I'm America's next Top 100 Child Predator!

Girl 2: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

by anonymous April 8, 2025

Tina

shes ok i guess but zesty for some reason

Tina has a girlfriend, and her girlfriend is her wife.

by Yapoleon Bolekar May 7, 2024

Tina Le

literally the sexiest gal in the globe!! she has a gorg unattainable firm ass. that booty, will make satan wanna clutch HIS rosary. ammi right karina?? she dates dorky guys, who have bad eyesight and are as tall as her superrrrrr hot bestie, MOI.

Hey you see Tina Le over there?
Yeah, she is sooooooo fineeee, can't wait till i can put my hotdog up her caboose!! I wanna ride that train right to sexy station.

by reenypoos December 7, 2021

Tina

Tina is a SUCCUBUS!. She doesn't kill right away she will slowly drain your blood and keep you in this weakened state for as long as possible while she seeks out her next target, it could be quite awhile for she is a very picky predator. When she finds her next victim she will not only finish draining your blood she will empty your bank account and devour your very soul ensuring eternal youth and beauty. She is very clever and has been doing this a long time, she never makes a mistake she moves with a purpose every thought, every action, every inaction has meaning behind it. To her countless victims it seemed as if she knew the future, resistance was futile they could not comprehend just how unlucky they were for she is not only a spawn of Satan she is also witch that can see the future.

MAN 1; Over the past 2 weeks TOM has been getting worse, he looks like shit now. Hes so weak I hope he dont have some new covid strain. I can't even get ahold of him now ever since TINA moved in with him, I think she might be a SUCCUBUS!! or a REVERSE VAMPIRE!!
MAN 2; Don't be stupid, everyone knows covid is over!!

by Smokedout6384 February 1, 2025