I thought you had a plan

A statement you use whenever someone has fucked up something and you witnessed the fuck up from beginning to end.

Mother: **Drives into a strip mall knowing it's a dead end**
Me: **Poker face**
Mother**Reaches dead end** AleKs! Why didn't you tell me this was a dead end?!?!?!
Me: I thought you had a plan

by AleKsandr H. August 19, 2011

train of thought

A train of thought is a process linking one thought to another giving a common thread.

A train of thought is used by people in debating societies (eg the Oxford Union, a famous Debating Society). Sometimes it is hard to follow a train of thought as some people tend to ramble on.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

you thought i was feeling you

People say this phrase referring to the song called “munch” by Ice Spice on TikTok.

“You thought I was feeling you?
That nigga a munch
Nigga a eater he ate it for lunch
Bitch I'm a baddie I get what I want like”

by Coochiechampion3000 September 30, 2022

thought arrhythmias

it's when you're so fucked you can't think straight. racing thoughts.

shit! i have it in my head just a second ago but it's gone now. MJ is giving me thought arrhythmias man!

by sd4t2 September 30, 2010

Cant Understand Normal Thought

a way of calling someone a 'cunt' without saying 'cunt'. it's way better than saying "C U Next Tuesday".

"that lady Cant Understand Normal Thought."

by Mallhew December 29, 2007

perish the thought

A reassuring way of stating to an insecure friend that their comment (whilst maybe a bit true) was silly and/or foolish and the last thing on your mind.

Sally: Hey Bob, I know you'd rather take Julia to the prom because you think she's prettier than me...

Bob: Jeez Sally, Julia over you?! Lol, Perish the thought!

Bob: ( @Julia 😉)

by GMWilkie June 13, 2017

Thought fucking

When one persons thought mingles with another persons thought to create a third thought that can be considered a median between the two.

"I think President Obama is doing a great job." "Well I think he's doing a shitty job" "Actually fuck politics" "Yeah fuck politics" Their thoughts have fucked to create a median so no argument is necessary. Thus, thought fucking.

by T-Corder August 23, 2009