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Turf bullet

by The.moon27 April 22, 2021
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Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.
"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
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Surf and Turf

Simultaneously performing oral sex on both the front and rear of a girl.
I gave my girl surf and turf last night after the bar.
by Irishkill4fun August 22, 2025
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Turf war

When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass
I gave a turf war last night and she went crazy
by Sunstorm June 5, 2020
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turf shirt

A shirt with your turf on it
I gotta go get my turf shirt ese
by abov_average_hoe May 1, 2020
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Turfing

turf·ing | “to turf”

A lowkey day hang outside with your people. Usually involves blankets, drinks (cans of Triple if you’re doing it right), and some kinda lawn game like spikeball or cornhole. Everyone tosses their phones in a pile and just vibes.

Kinda like a darty but way more chill. Sometimes there's a slip-n-slide. Happens in parks, front yards, campus greens — wherever you can post up and not get kicked out.

Basically:
Where the turf meets the tribe. Crack a Triple, drop your phone, and let the hang unfold.
Girl 1: “Yo is this a darty or what?”
Guy 1: “Nah we’re just turfing. Pull up after 11.”
Girl 1: “Say less.”
by datdmt May 15, 2025
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Surf & Turf

When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.
Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…
by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023
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