tunnel vision

When your moving so fast your peripheral vision becomes extremely blurry and you can only see straight ahead.

"I got to ride in a Z06 yesterday"

"Was it fun?"

"Yeah but after 160mph I started to get tunnel vision"

by Anal-Explode March 6, 2007

tunnel of love

Matt's ass, a great, unending cavern in which many things reside. Also acts as a dimensional portal connected to China through means unknown to mortal man.

"Look out! The chair's gonna be sucked into the tunnel of love!"

by Jerva September 14, 2003

Tunnel Rat

A very very VERY lazy creature who sits at home all day and plays Assassins Creed Brotherhood. Little is known about this volatile creature, but it is known that they like to masturbait to 2 girls 1 cup.

That Tunnel Rat just got MRSA!

by Abraham does it gooooood December 31, 2010

tunnel whore

A prostitute who frequents the area leading to the tunnels from Manhattan to New Jersey.

Spring Street is crawling with tunnel whores on Saturday night.

by Dorothy November 14, 2004

fudge tunnel

Another word for taking it up the ass.

Jimmy took it up his fudge tunnel.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

tunnel vision

1. What Mr. Happy has (i.e., his "vision" is always focusing on just one thing --- specifically, a gal's "love-tunnel").
2. What the vengeful and intently-gazing-straight-ahead Biff Tannen was experiencing while trying to run down Marty McFly in the underground causeway, and therefore he never noticed Old Man Jones' fertilizer-truck in time to avoid colliding with it --- yet again --- and consequently having himself and his car covered with the truck's messy contents ("MANURE!! I hate MANURE!") a second time, mere hours after having gotten said beloved jalopy back from Terry's garage which had cleaned it out from its previous encounter with said poop-hauler.

I always slow down a bit and drive extra-carefully through mountain-tubes and other underground traffic-passes, since it's notoriously easy to unwittingly get "tunnel vision" when traversing said claustrophobic motoring-routes.

by QuacksO April 7, 2020

tunnel dusting

When a male has sex with a female who has no had sexual intercourse in a while.

Nick: “Hey man, where were you?”

Eddie: “I was just tunnel dusting Jami.”

by Xavier Dungleberrey October 1, 2018