East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique

The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.

The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.

by EastOaklandGrimReaper July 7, 2025

japanese bed self-pleasure technique

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.

A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!

by holysanta July 17, 2025

Goon Technique

A fanmade jujutsu kaisen technique

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dude, he jujutsued her kaisen so hard, he used the goon technique

by DictionaryDude432 September 13, 2025

Enhanced Billy Goat Techniques

The act of tying someone up, with a billy goat suspended on a platform with grate openings, to either be milked of its semen or fed to shit on the person tied down.

An operator called goatman uses enhanced billy goat techniques to get information out of his neighbor.

by TheDankWolf1995 September 16, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 6, 2025

Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique

The act of an ancient technique used by Tunisian Monks in the early days of the Phoenician wars. They would use a sewing needle and kindle, as well as a flammable substance to create a "ring of fire", strengthening battle spirits before going to war. It involves the sewing of of the tip to the scrotum, then entrancing it with a great flame, one said to never go out. Often paired with great drumrolls in a ancient sanctuary of many other goon techniques, such as French Flicker Gooning and Master Hendrick "Goonmeister" Abel V's signature technique, the founder of the first Flicker Goon Technique.

"I'm entering this years Goon Games with the Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique! Wish me luck!"

"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"

by nblitzed December 21, 2025

Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.

Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)

by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025