Slurpee Whirpee

A humorous, lighthearted euphemism for performing oral sex on a woman. Often used playfully to imply enthusiastic or affectionate participation, with a nod to the sweet and swirling nature of the act.

Last night, he gave me the best slurpee whirpee I’ve ever had.

by Stallion Lover June 14, 2025

Slurpee DJ

Girl getting a rimjob and a bean flick at the same time from the same person.

Person 1: Laura got the Slurpee DJ from Chad last night, so jelly.
Person 2: Fair dinkum?

by Yuriality July 9, 2021

Slurpee

food and nutritious

slurpee is very healthy food and nutrition

by Gorilla_Boi_9194 March 8, 2021

slurpee

when a female gives you brain

destiney gave me slurpee in the airplane restroom

by ngunggg June 22, 2021

devil's slurpee

Sucking the jizz out of someone's asshole after having sex with them.

Phillip had a devil's slurpee after getting it on with Timothy.

by Lepysabretizzy June 17, 2016

slurpee

eating out a pussy that was just came in.

dude i was eating her out and she gave me a slurpee.

by asdfasfijsafg June 8, 2019

Slurpee

A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.

My girl gave me slurpee last night that damn near gave me a heart attack.

by Pierced69 October 2, 2022