pool jerk

Someone who has the insatiable urge to splash, dunk, squirt, and generally annoy everyone else in a pool.

Great, Jimmy Fallon is in the pool. Not only is he just plain annoying, but he is also a pool jerk.

by poode dude August 2, 2010

Playing Pool

Completely filling each of a girl's orifices with your balls, as if playing pool

Guy 1: I just finished Playing Pool
Guy 2: Did you win?
Guy 1: I guess you could say that

by Smallhouse June 6, 2017

Cock pool

A pool of hot man-batter left in a ladies belly button after emptying out over her stomach, similar to a "rock-pool" left on a beach when the tide has gone out

I was absolutely busting the other night, by the time I had finished banging the snatch out of Vera I left a deep cock pool

by cheffykins January 8, 2012

thomas poole

The best

Thomas Poole is the best

by Pooooooooooooole November 3, 2018

Pool dick

The act of having sexual intercourse when having the penis soaked in pool water and therefore could lead to its chemicals causing various irritations and/or infections.

My friend fucked a random bitch raw with pool dick. He a nasty mf

by Yuhpa April 17, 2022

Pool Goon

Someone who habitually buys large amounts of chlorine, most often in the form of two and a half gallon jugs, on a frequent basis.

Person 1: I bought 12 chlorine jugs three days ago, I bought 12 more yesterday, and I plan on buying 12 more today.

Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.

by Saucelord808 July 1, 2021

Straight in the pool

When there is no doubt that someone is gay.

Some people are tip-toeing around it, some people are on the diving board but this man in straight in the pool.

by Grapes 🍇 September 6, 2023