Knit a sweater phase

When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.

I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.

by TwoTablesNoTime January 13, 2012

phase

a phase is when your near getting anally fucked

Yooo imma bout to have a phase

by 328472 March 9, 2023

Sophomore Phases

Two phases of college sophomores, they either become a raging homo/lesbian, or, they become a major pothead

Holy cow! Tommys the classic Sophomore Phases! What a raging homo pothead!

by Male Name February 5, 2023

Treash Reckoning Phase

When women surpasses a college age and the only thing that matters is a man with money, looks and one upping her friends.

My girlfriends friends are going through the Treash Reckoning Phase. All they do is try to be better than each other.

by kobesbuddy February 16, 2023

FNaF phase

The most memorable and nostalgic phase of the video game media, Five Nights at Freddy’s. Usually happens mostly at around 2014-2016. From watching Markiplier’s, Jacksepticeye’s, or Cory’s gameplays, to fan game videos, jumpscare compilations, memes, how to make fnaf not scary videos, fan songs, and importantly: animations. You may feel like wishing to time travel back just to experience it all again.

This FNaF song by The Living Tombstone is the most nostalgic I’ve ever listened to during my FNaF phase. I can’t believe it I got to hear it in 2023 again.

by qweurtyip809 November 18, 2023

Black hair phase

After a girl leaves her red hair phase it means she’s healed and can’t be fked with

“Aye bro don’t fw her, she in her black hair phase”

“That girl with black hair is a bitch!”

by Y2kare January 9, 2024

3-Phase Pleasuring

A sexual act usually preformed on a woman by a man, that involves a three step act of pleasure meant to bring the woman to ultimate orgasm.

Foreplay: Do whatever you both enjoy to first warm up (kissing, stroking etc).

Step one: Let the girl lay fown on a soft and comfortable spot (such as the end of the bed) and preform cunnilingus on the girl and put extra focus on her clitoris. Stop right before she climaxes, take a short break to make out.

Step two: Massage her entire genital area, with extra focus put on her labia, vulva, clitoris and mainstreet. Stop right before she climaxes and take another short break to make out.

Step 3: Penetrate her with the penis and continue until she reaches climax. Recommended that it's done in a position that is not physically demanding for the girl, yo minimise the potential injury sustained by falling as a result of shaky legs.

Matt: Ey bro guess what me a Annie did last night?

Malcolm: Well idk? Tell.

Matt: 3-Phase Pleasuring *smirk

Malcolm: WHAT! NO WAY! That stuff is mythical! How was it?

Matt: Well she had to take the next day off from work. Couldn't stand up straight.

Malcolm: BROOO!!!

Matt: Ik :) ;)

by OccDoc161 January 17, 2024