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Media Ninja

A badass girl who owns the 'game' that is social media and media in general.

Someone who should definitely be hired.

Basically someone who's awesome at media, and is a ninja.
Wow, look at all those wicked posts. She's a media ninja.
by KarmaChameleon January 17, 2013
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Media ADD

The act of having so many tabs open containing YouTube, SoundCloud, and ZippyShare links that very little of it ever actually gets listened to
Oh man, last night I went on a music downloading spree and before I knew it, I had 15 open tabs in my web browser bogging down my machine. Total Media ADD man.
by kneuma September 24, 2013
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Media Landfill

A Media Asset Management system (MAM) without the management part.
Person 1: "How does the Media Landfill work?"
Person 2: "We throw all of the media onto a server and leave it to rot."
Person 1: "Is that efficient?"
Person 2: "Nope"
by routrax October 9, 2013
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corporate media

TL;DR Version:

Every news outlet is owned by a billionaire or $100+ billion corporation.

Every news outlet ignored or underplayed the Epstein story--not a single "journalist" (see: *company*) asked why the feds didn't try to strike a deal with Maxwell for the client list.

We know the client list. Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Alan "I kept My Underwear On" Dershowitz, Trump's attorney--none of them have been brought in for questioning.

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(NOT TLDR Version)

Bloomberg is owned by billionaire Bloomberg. MSN is owned by Gates. Murdoch owns Fox News/Wall Street Journal. The Allbritton fam owns Politico. Carlos Slim has the largest stake in the NYTimes. Sumner Redstone owned ViacomCBS. Bezos owns The Washington Post...

Disney owns ABC. Vanguard/Blackrock are the largest stakeholders of MSNBC. Turner controls CNN, along with 200 countries around the world.

Other countries work similarly. The biggest publication in Belgium is owned by billionaire Van Thillio family... etc.

Meanwhile, every news outlet is sponsored by Pfizer ads--notice zero news outlets asked why "the science changed" so many times.

Why are you considered a "conspiracy theorist" and compared with flat-earthers if you ask these questions?

If you have good answers to any of these questions, then it sounds like the Legacy Media is for you :)

(Why did ABC and CBS (legacy media outlets) both censor the Epstein story and even fire a staffer for leaking the story?
"Little Libby Libby knew that white people were the biggest threat to humanity because she heard it from the TV--but what the Corporate Media left out was that 5 corporations, all ran by a billionaire mafiia club, control all the news channels."

"Don't worry about the Epstein/Maxwell Client List; the Corporate Media *should* be talking about how Kanye West is mentally ill for wearing a t-shirt. And Tiger Woods having consensual sex with prostitutes receiving more attention than a cartel flying to an island for children? Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."

"While you were out watching 'The Bachelorette,' the MSM convinced everyone that the biggest problem in the world was race... little did they know that the MSM was entirely and absolutely owned by just a few billionaires who needed to distract humanity from 'classism' because then people would REALLY tweak out."
by Eyyyy Nephew Bernard! March 10, 2023
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Fictional media

A generic term referring to any kind of media that does not exist in real-life.
Conan the Librarian is one of the good examples of fictional media
by Ryan900USAYT January 8, 2023
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Manchurian Media

Manchurian Media is an organization or individual responsible for providing facts but being used intentionally or unintentionally as a puppet, by a specific group, usually politicians, to ignore facts and spread disinformation.
The citizens of the town wanted to know the truth, but the manchurian media did not ask questions and seemingly ignored the facts.
by FactOrFiction11 December 22, 2020
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CKTV Media

A student-driven program at Chiefess Kamakahelei Middle School in Lihue on the island of Kauai. Taught by Mr M, the class is known for creating videos and stories to compete in numerous competitions including STN. The students are either fucking emo, goth, a weeb, a bitch, or one of those nerds who actually joined the class for work. Majority joined to travel. If you’re in CKTV Media and reading this, get off of Tik Tok and do one of your many missing assignments.
Student 1: “So, what have you been up to?”
Student 2: “Just doing my work for CKTV Media”
Student 1: “Oh, so, you’re one of those assholes
by GaryDaSnail808 April 24, 2021
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