Racing the Devil

Racing the Devil...To the toilet. Diarrhea situation.

I had Two frozen burritos with extra Cholula hot sauce before I went to bed last night. I will be Racing the Devil to the bathroom before this safety meeting is over this morning.

by wkth10 July 6, 2016

kissing the devil’s dick

When you dip your cigarette butt in some Cocaine.

“Bro let me get a cigarette I’m about to dip it in this coke. Yeah no problem bro kissing the devil’s dick is my shit!!

by Yunggun88 May 12, 2018

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma July 27, 2012

The Devil's Handbag

The act of anal fisting while wearing the scrotum like a bracelet (scrotums can be perforated over time with nasty piercing techniques)

"I just don't feel right delivering the fist without the Devil's Handbag -- you think maybe you could knock a hole in there for me?"

by Hezbollatte June 23, 2008

The devil

The code name when Coco’s mom walks in the room

The devils coming, she is coming

*leaves

by OneOfThoseMofos September 8, 2019

Jump on the Devil

If you have an angel on one shoulder, and the devil on the other, you do what the devil says.

from 99 problems "jump on the devil, put the pedal to the floor"

by The Rev April 21, 2004

the devil is busy

A euphemistic phrase for, "when unemployed or underemployed residents have too much time on their hands, and arent intelligently supervised by society, looting and rioting will obviously follow".

Since even a hedgehog can understand the disastrous consequences of the devil is busy...well lets stop burning post george floyd Minneapolis and put these people back to work now.

by Sexydimma August 28, 2021