The act where a man who dislikes being a man gets someone with sharp vampire teeth to remove his penis, Biting off the tip while licking the blood being spilled then spitting into the other mans mouth. Can be amplified if you ejaculate into the mouth of the biter right when it is being pulled off, can also be amplified if you bite the scrotum of and biting into the balls but be aware since it can shock you if you are performing the gender reassignment. If you ar not gay however a woman will do just fine.
I asked if i could perform a Gay Vampire Chopper on my friend, he allowed me to but he said it was painful.
by Gacha Vampire February 21, 2020
Get the Gay Vampire Choppermug. A custom motorcycle shop in Orange County, California that makes bikes for celebrities and the otherwise overtly rich. Led by a father and his sons, they have taken their shop on the small screen for the "OCC" television show.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
Get the Orange County Choppersmug. by party lizard January 21, 2004
Get the chopper nipple trapper bum pokermug. An expression used by hardcore bikers in reference to or in conjunction with, standing before a non-traditional (gay) yet somehow impressive (in build or in style) chopper (motorcycle). Direct refence to "that's so..." denotes the homo of the term useage.
"That's so chopper I had to get my bro hug on with him."
"That's so chopper I totally banged a one nighter bromance with (named person(s))."
"I said you nasty. You know i only date boys that's so chopper."
"That's so chopper I totally banged a one nighter bromance with (named person(s))."
"I said you nasty. You know i only date boys that's so chopper."
by Capt. Stash February 9, 2014
Get the that's so choppermug. The copper meal comes with a dirty burger made by phill Collins and a Raleigh chopper bike aswell they are the best meals to get if your a skits cunt
by BigFackenLez.2 March 2, 2024
Get the chopper mealmug. A world-renowned magnificent sex act.
Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.
Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.
Oh man, you won’t believe me, but I actually got the Boston Chopper last night! Felt so good I thanked her father!
by not soggykickflip May 24, 2022
Get the The Boston Choppermug. 