by Btolly September 14, 2018
Get the Zootedmug. A style of dance from a very long time ago, widely accepted to be in the range of the post-jurassic, pre-facebook era. Often performed with swing suits, funny shoes, and swanky headwear.
by IslandStyle June 29, 2024
Get the Zootingmug. Person 1:“Damn, Dale’s been a real zoot cannon lately”
Person 2:”Yeah, he’s been playing Modern Warfare for 2 days straight.”
Person 2:”Yeah, he’s been playing Modern Warfare for 2 days straight.”
by B-Lee the Beta December 8, 2019
Get the zoot cannonmug. by Zoot___ August 28, 2021
Get the Zootmug. by Jalen the defined October 31, 2016
Get the Zootmug. The feeling of sudden, uncontrollable enthusiasm that causes a person to flap their arms, shout incomprehensible phrases, or spin in a circle for no discernible reason. Commonly triggered by excessive joy, caffeine, or spotting a frog wearing a tiny hat.
In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.
Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?
In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.
Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?
by urmotherismine May 24, 2025
Get the zootedmug. A term made famous by Papi Ca$tro. Meaning somebody is extremely high, past the state of geeking or so high they might shit their pants.
by KillPapiCa$tro October 6, 2019
Get the Zootedmug.