woody

that one weird kid everyone has at their school. he has lots of zits on his face and definitely likes to check out other men and while he never pops his zits they have large amounts of puss on them, and they grow so large they just pop all over his face

hey did you see woody the other day that zit was staring at me.

dang man my teacher is definitely a woody

by fat griggs January 27, 2010

work woody

Getting an erreciton at work

Person 1: wow there are a lot of hot girls In today
Person 2: yeah I've got a work woody

by LewyLew July 13, 2017

Woody

A well known challenge in West Yorkshire to stay awake for 4 days then sleep for 22hours straight. Only rule must wear £3 clothes

I feel brilliant I managed a woody

by Stiner wild July 8, 2024

could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.

Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

woody

a cool wood character named woody he first appeared in bfdi 1a that got kicked by blocky a lot he is a very cool character

blocky:woody its time to get kicked
woody:WAH WAH
blocky:bye woody
woody:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by idk a good username July 16, 2022

toodie woodie

when you fart and get hard; the ultimate embarrassment

John was presenting to the class, when he pulled a toodie woodie and had to leave the country

by Collloser The Typer Boi March 5, 2022

Woody

The best ever contestant in BFDI, and other object shows. A piece of balsa wood, the best one i forgot to mention. He is very epic, and deserves to win BFB

Announcer: Spongy.
Woody: aaaaaaaaaaaa
Announcer: Is eliminated with 6 votes.
Woody: ah.

by kopekope March 16, 2020