by MikeStoke April 2, 2011
Get the Willy Wonkeredmug. The act of giving someone a wet willy while you have strep throat. Quite frowned upon due to the contagious nature of strep throat.
by dudeguybroman September 17, 2011
Get the Strep Willymug. The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.
by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005
Get the willy wrenchmug. Equivalent to a wet willy but only difference is one must extract fluid from vagina and then stick it in someones ear. Good way for a girl to gross out your man
by Micro1 December 1, 2010
Get the Pink Willymug. When a male is playing sport/exercising (particularly when it is cold), and the penis and scrotum contract leaving one less endowed
John: "Man your penis is looking a bit small"
Harry: "What do you expect, I've just played 90 minutes and it's January, I've got a sports willy!"
Harry: "What do you expect, I've just played 90 minutes and it's January, I've got a sports willy!"
by MF.AC February 20, 2015
Get the sports willymug. To masturbate and allow the sperm to stream down ur dick, leaving it until it dries then fucking a girl.
Dude, I was wanking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. At first I was a little pissed, but then I decide to just give her a crusty willie.
by J I Z Z L E March 16, 2009
Get the crusty williemug. The now-deceased schizophrenic singer-songwriter famous for his short but sweet songs about anything from his crack-addicted mother to having his ass eaten by vultures.
I'm sure Wes is telling God to suck a male camel's dick right now. Rest in peace, buddy.
I'm sure Wes is telling God to suck a male camel's dick right now. Rest in peace, buddy.
by King Ninja March 3, 2004
Get the Wesley Willismug.