Ipod Touch

A device capable of being an arrogant piece of shit with a mind of it's own while also being able to be the coolest ipod yet.

Jimmy: "Hey, my Ipod Touch has a mind of it's own. It's a bitch.''
Elliott: ''What do you mean?"
Jimmy: "Well, the other day, the internet kept turning on and off so I threw it and it started working again, but i still love it''.
Elliott: "Cool now i want one".
Jimmy: don't throw it too hard, or i guess we will have to call it Ifucked.""

by daddydoctor123 July 28, 2009

touch-up

Touch up: to hit or punch someone in a fight.

I had to give that guy a touch-up because he ran his mouth.

by i am me me i am November 15, 2013

barber's touch

when a male barber presses his genitals against your hand while it is sitting on the armrest when getting a haircut.

Derp: Today while getting a haircut the barber totally gave me barber's touch!

by deeeeo July 11, 2011

pepe touch

When a opposing person gently rubs the tip of your pepe snout.This should make you go crazy.

I cant believe that prude girl gave me a pepe touch.My pepe snout must be sexy!

by genital love August 7, 2011

touch yourself

What you do at night

Peter: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Teacher: Because you touch yourself at night!

by puddingking April 12, 2004

purple touch

A game that allows the players to touch each other anywhere as long as they do not have a particular hand sign(crossing of the fingers).

bob: mary you wanna join purple touch

mary: lol sure.
bob: gotch ya! now am gonna feel that pu**y:)
mary: ok you got me

by qwertyuioplkjhgfdazcvbnm September 14, 2016

capital touch

The act of violating someone's knee or elbow with a slight touch with a hand or a foot in an awkward manner.

I'm afraid to capital touch my date.

by OhPeter103 March 6, 2015