douche-stache december

the month in which one group of bro's has a competition to see who can grow the douchiest mustache.

dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.

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gunt-stache

The pubic hair of obese women that escapes routine grooming, shaving, trimming or waxing because it is hidden by her gunt.

I was gonna bang Johnny's sister, but I heard she has a gunt-stache!!

by Johnny's Sister October 27, 2009

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by MS.M-R January 15, 2021

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The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.

Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 17, 2024

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When you cum on someones upper lip. Sometimes around the holiday but by all means during Santa's off season.

- I gave that dude at the glory hole a mean Santa Stache the other day.
- Why would you tell me that.
-??

by Reynart January 13, 2016

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A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic

That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache

by Skirtchase July 04, 2011

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Name for the imprint of wine staining one's lips after multiple glasses of red.

"Kerin, is that a wine stache? Have fun last night?"

by lovesitall March 01, 2012

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