shaft mining

Another term for a handjob, you jack someone off and mine their shaft for their cum.

Jenna: I totally shaft mined him the other day, I got that sweet sweet cum
Sally: man Jenna your the best at shaft mining

by Themagicruby April 25, 2017

Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.

"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".

by John-0-notelb October 9, 2016

Shaft Jockey

To dick ride and or jockey a shaft, sucking up and brown nosing to others.

Nigga be a shaft jockey all you want the boss ain't given you no promotion.

by ImDrillin August 30, 2017

Pumping shaft

Vigorously Masturbating, virtually; whilst enjoying a red hot drop into Rebirth Island.

Cumming in hot

Pumping shaft, and or;

Choking the chicken
Bashing the bishop
Having a fapp

Jerking off

by Shaft pumper August 21, 2021

Spicy shaft

Jacking off with hot sauce

My peepee really hurts. I think I have spicy shaft and spicy nuts

by JafarsMen May 13, 2018

Shaft Sheriff

The man with the largest penis in the current room.

Man, I wish I was Pete Davidson, he always gets to be the shaft sheriff.

by Big Pete13 October 21, 2022

Shaft jacking

Shaft jacking: shaft jacking is a way of inserting a fully loaded smack needle into ones penis when all other normal ports are destroyed.

"had a nightmare last night, got some banging chase in, only turns out all me veins were fucked. So I ended up shaft jacking"

by Salopty December 31, 2016