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orange nips

When you're as fat as an orangutan so you're nipples turn orange and shit
Emilee the fat lard was unimpressed with her orange nips
by 😅💋 October 21, 2015
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Fat Nips

A person usually male who has abnormally round nipples. Usually used in jest as an insult.
Phone rings "hey how's it hanging fat nips"
by Stonky B August 22, 2018
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Blister Nips

I need some udder cream I have a horrible case of the blister nips.

He was pulling on my nipple piercings so hard it gave me blister nips.

My dom got a little rough and was smacking my breasts with her riding crop. Those blister nips never felt so painfully good.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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Squid nips

When you go snorkeling and a fish thinks your nipple is a piece of squid. The fish proceeds to then bite said nipple.
You thought I scratched you with my fin when we dove in? No dude, that was a fish bitting you! You got them squid nips brah!
by Squidnips May 14, 2016
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crater nips

When nipple's aren't erect they are inverted or sunk into the breast, much like a crater.
"It was so cold last night I got Crater Nips!"
by TheMystic September 26, 2013
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hanging nips

Pointy-ended, flabby man boobs.
Private Smith: {removes outer tunic, wearing undershirt only}

Private Jones: Yo, Private Smith, you got hanging nips!
by Lt. Dingo March 5, 2010
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Seaweed Nips

When an intoxicated man getting sexual pleasure from placing salty seaweed upon each of one's sweaty nipples
Person: Dude, are those seaweed nips?
Dude: Yeah, it makes me feel like Aquaman
by ThE_Bo$s June 6, 2020
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