A distant and more exotic cousin on the standard "Blow Job" where the giving partner gives the receiving partner oral sex with a peppermint, spearmint or any other type menthol candy in thier mouth. First coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com.
Guy 1: yo brosef, my girl is wicked sick and she gave me a blow job with a luden's cough drop in he mouth. Does that count as a mint job?
Guy 2: depends what flavor.
Guy 1: Honey.
Guy 2: Nah brotallica, that's just gross. When I take my girl to Chilis she grabs a handful of mints on the way out, then I catch a serious road minter.
Guy 1: Yeah, with bits of bacon and beef floating around in there cause I know she doesn't floss before going down on you brose'.
Guy 2: depends what flavor.
Guy 1: Honey.
Guy 2: Nah brotallica, that's just gross. When I take my girl to Chilis she grabs a handful of mints on the way out, then I catch a serious road minter.
Guy 1: Yeah, with bits of bacon and beef floating around in there cause I know she doesn't floss before going down on you brose'.
by Davinci Fox January 11, 2010
Get the Mint jobmug. The hallucinogenic drug known as diviner's sage, or Salvia divinorum in Latin. Though still legal in the U.S., there are proposals to ban it.
The name comes from its classification in the mint family by botanists.
The name comes from its classification in the mint family by botanists.
by J-C-G April 7, 2006
Get the magic mintmug. A word that refers to a stupid or ignorant person; best fit when no other word seems appropriate to describe the ridiculousness of the idiotic person.
(Driver One fails to understand the concept of merging and slams on breaks causing cars to scatter all over the highway to avoid an accident.)
Driver 2: "UGH...WTF, YOU'RE SUCH A...A...A...DICK MINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Driver 2: "UGH...WTF, YOU'RE SUCH A...A...A...DICK MINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Boomer Kegstand December 28, 2010
Get the Dick Mintmug. Slang for Estradiol which is a pill that is taken by transgender women which causes breast growth among other things. One common variety of it comes in the form of a green pill which has a minty flavor, hence the term breast mints.
Spironolactone, which blocks testosterone, may also come in a minty form although there are also very bitter forms of it.
Spironolactone, which blocks testosterone, may also come in a minty form although there are also very bitter forms of it.
My doctor just prescribed me breast mints and I am such a happy girl!
Random person: Which pill did you just put in your mouth?
Transgirl: Breast mints.
Random person: Which pill did you just put in your mouth?
Transgirl: Breast mints.
by Xer The Squirrel August 11, 2018
Get the breast mintsmug. The process in which a woman will start sucking a man's dick (Blow job or Oral Sex) while having some form of mint or breath freshener in her mouth. Then as the process continues the minty tingle will either arouse or burn. Regardless of what you walk away from it with will always be well worth it!
"Dude last night she gave me the longest Mint Mojito ever, I mean the mint desolved before I came!"
"Oh man I got so drunk last night, and some chick started giving me a Mint Mojito man did that burn like hell! Oh but was it worth it!"
"Oh man I got so drunk last night, and some chick started giving me a Mint Mojito man did that burn like hell! Oh but was it worth it!"
by VaizardStevan November 29, 2009
Get the Mint Mojitomug. by patch man September 8, 2005
Get the gorilla mintmug. The unwrapped mints usually left in an open bowl near the cash register of a Chinese or Japanese restaurant. It is said that people ejaculate into them and stir in the cum.
Restaurant patron #1: "Oh look, mints. Do you want some?"
Restaurant patron #2: "No way man, I never eat unwrapped mints - they're cum mints. People cum into those bowls and mix it in. Gross."
Restaurant patron #2: "No way man, I never eat unwrapped mints - they're cum mints. People cum into those bowls and mix it in. Gross."
by Clamms January 1, 2017
Get the cum mintsmug.