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The Kardashian Rule

if you don't get a message back after ten minutes of sending it someone preoccupied they aren’t taking you as seriously as they need to and if it was a Kardashian they would respond as soon as they get it.
The Kardashian Rule helped save people a few hours a day of using their electronic devices for no effect.
by Coop Dupe December 18, 2019
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Kardashian

Person:You have a kardashian?
Me:Yes it poops out gold!
by Fake Hooman February 2, 2024
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Kim Kardashian

A synonym of “I don’t give a flying fuck about what minor thing just happened
“Hey, did you see that Brittany got a new phone but didn’t add Josh back on her contacts list?”
“Kim Kardashian
by Cash_MNY December 9, 2020
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Christ Kardashian

Mainly used to describe a hot and thicc woman who is also a good Christian. But no matter how great of an ass they've got they almost never do anal sex.
I saw this hot lady in church today with a great ass. She was such a Christ Kardashian, but I as a Christian know better not to do anal sex (hey it hurts anyway so why even bother doing it in the first place?)
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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Kardashian 15

Adjective:
Used to describe teenage girls who dress and act like they are self-sustaining, autonomous adults. Shortened to K-15.
Guy 1: That teeny-bopper has like, a fuckin' Gucci handbag. Why?
Guy 2: I don't know, man. Text-book Kardashian 15 attitude.
by FlufferNutterButter August 22, 2014
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Kardashian

1.Dumb materialistic bitches who for some odd reason (Kim K being a porn star)are famous; are often associated with the Jenner family.

2. A total white girl who is obsessed with Uggs, leggings, Starbucks, Instagram, and looking on fleek at all times; More often than not named a total white name like Britney, Stephanie, Hannah, or Chloe, and very materialistic.

3. Following in the Kardashian way, i.e. very materialistic, rich, popular for no reason, may or may not be a porn star,etc.
Person 1: Did you hear about Hannah's leaked sex tape?
Person 2: I did, she's such a Kardashian.
by MaisieVonVanity August 17, 2016
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Kardashian

Person:You have a kardashian?
Me:Yes it poops out gold!
by Fake Hooman February 2, 2024
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