breakfast emergency

In order to avoid the awkwardness of having to use a new girlfriend/boyfriend's bathroom after spending the night, one will fervently offer to run out and get breakfast. The point of which is to use the bathroom at Starbucks, McDonald's, etc.

"Hey hun, do you want me to go out and get us some breakfast?" breakfast emergency, please say yes!

"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."

"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes

"No, I'm sure."

"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!

"Okay"

"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!

by Roland1999 February 28, 2011

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emergency response liberty county

A popular game, however it is getting more and more unpopular as the developers start to delay updates and forget game breaking bugs.

"man, those emergency response liberty county developers are lazy as anything"

by rowse honey enjoyer July 15, 2024

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Emergency SoS

to call the feds or authorities

this creepy guy keeps messaging me. i should Emergency SoS him

by lawquizox September 30, 2020

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Emergency BacktheFuckup List

An Emergency BacktheFuckup list is the third tier of your emergency contact list formation. First is your Emergency contact list i.e. immediate family/partner, Emergency Contact Backup i.e. close friends and family, then the Emergency Contact BacktheFuckup List i.e. are the people that come through 75 percent of the time 50 percent of the time

Andrea says “ I’m going for surgery on Thursday, your on my Emergency BacktheFuckup List”
Tony says “Why am I not on your Emergency Contact list”
Andrea says “Just kidding dawg, you know your on that top level list”

by TWooo January 02, 2023

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