Dairy checking, a popular saying in New Zealand denoting the situation whereby one needs to go to multiple dairy’s to find what they want. Akin to checking in with lots of people to see their availability. Similar to to diary checking.
I’m going to have to go dairy checking to sort this out.
by Chunkle June 20, 2023
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A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Thou shalt not forsake the name of my dairy nipples in vain!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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A dairy driven form of revenge in which a lactose intolerant being consumes an entire brick of cheddar cheese. They will then appear at their enemies house, stand on their front lawn and whilst looking them in the eyes, unload an epic crap. (They should always remain standing!)
Bro talk about my mom like that again and I’ll dairy bomb your house
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Wait, did you show dairy at the bar the other night?

Yeah, I got a free shirt and everything.
by October 13, 2023
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Wait. Did you show dairy at the bar the other night?

Yeah. I got a free shirt amd everything.
by Adambom42 October 13, 2023
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The act of jizzing into a milky drink that you are preparing for a friend or partner, and then watching them drink it.
Dude 1: Is it me or does my latte taste of the ocean?
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.
by LivingThrowaway July 5, 2015
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