Officer- “Can you tell me why we want to talk to you?”
Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”
Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”
Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”
Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”
Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
by Doe Reaper July 11, 2021
Get the Chinese Court mug.Noun. A person who falls asleep in court while sitting at the table in front of the judge while their lawyer is pleading their case in open court. Sometimes it is more than one person, which some are in the court audience who nod off and fall on the person sitting next to them or hit their head on the seat in front of them.
The Court Nodder typically goes on a drug binge for days before their court hearing because they think they will have to go to jail or prison. The condition is typically brought on by using meth and staying up for days or using opiates and nodding off during your court proceeding.
The Court Nodder typically goes on a drug binge for days before their court hearing because they think they will have to go to jail or prison. The condition is typically brought on by using meth and staying up for days or using opiates and nodding off during your court proceeding.
Judge: What was that noise?
District Attorney: Your honor, we have a Court Nodder in the third row that hit the floor.
Judge: Bailiff, See if you can wake them up and arrest them for disrupting my court or call EMS if you cannot.
District Attorney: Your honor, we have a Court Nodder in the third row that hit the floor.
Judge: Bailiff, See if you can wake them up and arrest them for disrupting my court or call EMS if you cannot.
by Free The Egg February 27, 2019
Get the Court Nodder mug.The vibe you get when you're walking on soil or a path with red stones that ressemble a tennis court.
When you walk with the bros and the moronic kid of the group sees red stones that remind him of a tennis court.
Ideally, Lorde's song Tennis Court plays in the background.
When you walk with the bros and the moronic kid of the group sees red stones that remind him of a tennis court.
Ideally, Lorde's song Tennis Court plays in the background.
The moronic guy from the group was walking on the little red stones when he got the tennis court vibes.
by Whoopty679 January 27, 2021
Get the Tennis Court Vibes mug.The promise among the third estate before the French revolution to continue meeting until a new constitution would be established.
King Louis XVI: Stop meeting up, you're scaring me
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath
by ItsPrix June 1, 2021
Get the Tennis Court Oath mug.by _broski_101 June 13, 2023
Get the Stepped into court mug.The fictitious court of law where individuals who made a false statement (told a lie) are tried by a jury.
Truth Court is packed with spectators. The court officer wears a white police shirt with an emblem on each sleeve and a gold badge on his chest. His tie and his pants are blue, and he has a police night stick on his belt. He is Hindi, and says, “Everyone please stand.”
The judge, Jason Trickspotterspeaks, wears black frame glasses, and speaks in a southern U.S. dialect.
The judge hits his gavel once and says, “Liars Court is now in session.
The complainant is suing Mr. Pepe Roni because the day they met he told her he was single and free, but was living with the woman he had divorced a year before meeting her.
The judge asks her, “Miss please state your name.”
“My name is Don’t Touch Me.”
“What do you do for a living.”
“I am the receptionist at Cutting-Edge Apps which sells apps wholesale and retail on the Web.”
“How did you meet the accused?
“He came to my company to demonstrate an app he sells called ‘Sex Rays’. While he waited he told me I was beautiful and invited me to lunch. “
“Did you accept?”
“I did, and later that day we met a few blocks from my job and ate pizza.”
“How was it?”
“It was good, Your Honor.
“Okay, Miss Touch Me, Liars Court financially compensates anyone who has been a victim of a false statement, a lie, which this court has verified took place.”
“Yes, Your Honor.”
“Did any of the lies you allege Mr. Pepe Roni told you cause you to suffer any economic loss?
The judge, Jason Trickspotterspeaks, wears black frame glasses, and speaks in a southern U.S. dialect.
The judge hits his gavel once and says, “Liars Court is now in session.
The complainant is suing Mr. Pepe Roni because the day they met he told her he was single and free, but was living with the woman he had divorced a year before meeting her.
The judge asks her, “Miss please state your name.”
“My name is Don’t Touch Me.”
“What do you do for a living.”
“I am the receptionist at Cutting-Edge Apps which sells apps wholesale and retail on the Web.”
“How did you meet the accused?
“He came to my company to demonstrate an app he sells called ‘Sex Rays’. While he waited he told me I was beautiful and invited me to lunch. “
“Did you accept?”
“I did, and later that day we met a few blocks from my job and ate pizza.”
“How was it?”
“It was good, Your Honor.
“Okay, Miss Touch Me, Liars Court financially compensates anyone who has been a victim of a false statement, a lie, which this court has verified took place.”
“Yes, Your Honor.”
“Did any of the lies you allege Mr. Pepe Roni told you cause you to suffer any economic loss?
by but for March 21, 2020
Get the Truth Court mug.Court is court or corey mostly corey but we need more justice for court so if your not in court squad then you or someone has broke your mental the short story of joining justice for court is 1.Justice for court 2.Justice for court 3.free trips to Disney land on courts birthday so if you dont like Disney land the you have broken your broken metal
by Spt sswolf March 5, 2021
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