A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.
Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.
Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?
Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.
Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.
Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.
Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?
Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.
Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.
by zatchbell622 June 28, 2016
Get the Anchor cablemug. used to describe something (typically someone, a celebrity) that reinforces a sense of belonging and continuity to your existence
by anonymous February 19, 2025
Get the Reality Anchormug. It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition
Person 1: What does We Are Anchored mean?
Me: It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition
Me: It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition
by PorkTower December 25, 2022
Get the We Are Anchoredmug. by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020
Get the Anchormug. While laying in bed with your girlfriend, Anchor Blasting is the act of laying on her hair and farting, so she can't escape the smell.
by MisterKpak1337 October 3, 2021
Get the Anchor Blastmug. "hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"
by crickey smith March 8, 2022
Get the anchor wankermug. by mydickscareskids October 30, 2022
Get the Anchor Assmug.