April 4th

National fuck your wife day!
Fuck your wife while playing Pokémon GO.

I fucked my wife while playing Pokemon GO, exactly on April 4th her vagina was hotter than a Charizard.

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 3, 2022

December 4th

National (LGBTQ Version) say yes to the person who asks you out day. If someone ask you out you HAVE to say yes. No matter what.

Guy 1; Hey can you go out with me?
Guy 2; Uhh no.
Guy 1: It's December 4th
Guy 2: Sh**

by gayman12 December 4, 2020

4th of July

Just another regular day. Fuck Patriotism.

I sat at home on the 4th of July doing my regular duties, while some obese nationalistic fucktards were rejoicing on the other side of the Atlantic.

by Reju July 28, 2008

4th of julyfe

When you love Independence Day so much, it turns into a lifestyle (Lyfe-style). Patriotism in its most Rad form.

*Invented by Amanda Spicola and Eli Swanson June 2017.

Person 1: Dude, why are you wearing an American Flag shirt, its October...
Person 2: I live everyday like it's the 4th of Julyfe! Plus.. stars and stripes always look awesome!

Person 1: You know what, you're God damn right!

Person 2: Fuck yeah!

by 4thOfJulyfe June 30, 2017

June 4th

Gay Pride day, when it is truly Pride month.

*thud* iM gAy
“same i’m going on June 4th”

by GayGamer April 15, 2019

November 4th

On November 4th if your a boy you get to slap your crushes ass if their name begins with M R S E P L

"Hey Ruby its November 4th, you know what that means. "

by Fit bitch November 1, 2019

4th and Goal

With your girl in the position of an American Football Center, you put your hands under her butt. She shits in your hands you take a 1 step drop and pelt her in the back of the head with her own feces. Works best with a whistle.

Last night me and my girl went 4th and goal.

by WatChaLknAt November 16, 2006