Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.
Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.
by QuacksO January 6, 2020
Get the wed-bettingmug. “Parker you’re looking really good today and that’s a factual bet” “it’s a factual bet that the sky is blue”
by Voteforfactualbet February 15, 2019
Get the Factual betmug. by Okokokookok October 25, 2019
Get the bet chetmug. A foolish, hubris-based bet formed with little to no foreknowledge of the subject of the bet or the participants; resulting in the loser being utterly defeated.
I wouldn't bet that a Filipino couldn't beat a spicy food challenge. That's the epitome of a Jersey Bet.
by T'Rezi July 13, 2016
Get the Jersey Betmug. Can mean anything you want it to be. Calling a person this or even just being like wow freaking bet. Use this at all times.
by liltay🤤🤤 October 21, 2019
Get the Freaking Betmug. The phenomenon that occurs when an individual who owes you money (from a previous bet situation) repeatedly forgets to pay you back because he/she "forgot".
John: Hey, do you have my money?
Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!
John: Fine.
*next day*
John: Hey, do you have my money?
Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!
John: Worst Bet lag!
Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!
John: Fine.
*next day*
John: Hey, do you have my money?
Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!
John: Worst Bet lag!
by shaquillejohnson June 11, 2011
Get the Bet Lagmug. by Fuckin huh??? September 7, 2021
Get the Bets no Saucumsmug.