Tea With Creamer

This requires two males; though not necessarily consensual. One male has to have a mustache so that his partner may expel his semen into it. In this brew, the cream is served before the tea. Then the man who ejaculated into his partner's mustache gives it a thorough rinse with his urine.

Tim regretted going through the trouble of grooming his bushy mustache after Charles gave him Tea With Creamer.

by The Creamery September 09, 2011

Hobbit tea

A seldom used Irish and UK phrase for leaving the tea bag in the cup when you make a cup of tea. reason for calling it Hobbit tea is cause it is Baggins (bag in) tea.

Jay - "Ally would you like a cup of tea"

Ally - "Yup, make it Hobbit tea"

Jay - "What now?"

Ally - "With the bag in, get it?"

Jay - "Ahhh Baggins, I get it, funny"

by JayoTeaGuy January 09, 2012

No Tea, For You

It means when him or her changes their mind about to not tell you the tea (gossip).

Victoria: I have tea(gossip) for you.

Santio: oh, ok tell me

Victoria: oh never mind No Tea, For You

by Funniest123 December 02, 2018

Tea Hound

Someone who is always sniffing for the tea.

Person 1: How does Lisa always know all the gossip?
Person 2: She's such a tea hound!

by jynbug September 22, 2018

hickory tea

Midwest slang for an ass whooping

(The ass whooping of all ass whoopings, If someone offers you hickory tea run cause that sum bitch is gonna hurt)

“Boy you want some hickory tea!?” -someone’s angry mother

by MidwestNegro July 09, 2019

Tea Floss

Tea Floss is the pubic hair stuck in your teeth after you've been tea-bagged.

"Wow, that guy's got a great tea bag. But the tea floss is a bitch."

by Stooge-on-BOL May 15, 2008

koala tea

a bastardized pronunciation of "quality" that functions as an adjective. made popular on tumblr. sometimes written as koalatea or koality.

you're such a koala tea person.

by weathereports October 14, 2010