Seat Save

The phrase "seat save" is a phrase used by one who wishes to leave an occupied seat with the intention of returning to said seat. The rules of using the phrase are as follows-

1.) you must call "seat save" within 3 feet of the seat.

2.) you just designate the seat

3.) you cannot leave a saved seat for longer than 5 minutes

If these rules are not used, the seat is unsafe and may be taken.

Ted: Yo, I gotta get a drink.. Seat save!

Joe: better be back in 5 or it's mine son.

by Poppa2fityone November 03, 2013

saving kittens

Saving kittens, also known as sex. A code phrase to refer to sex when in public, or around parents.

Did you end up saving kittens this weekend?

No, I didn't get any sex at all!

by fadeproofmonkey January 15, 2009

Glove save

When your going to bone a chick and your friend saves you by providing a rubber.

john: hey bro did you bone that chick last night
bro: ya man Jerry made a glove save.

by nebski January 07, 2011

Save the World

The game that nobody cares about, and plays Fortnite.

Did you know that Save the World physical copies cost a 6k on ebay?

by ScrubsInATub August 09, 2018

Save yourselves!!!

Jesus' exclamation to the mob of lepers swarming around him in the scene "Make us we'll" in the musical "Jesus Christ superstar". If you're going to watch it you have to watch the modernized "2000" version. Because the original "1973" version is objectively better but the "2000" version is an actual work of art.

Leper 1"See my eyes I can hardly see!"

Leper 2 "See me walk I can hardly stand!"

Leper 3 "I believe you can make me whole!"

Jesus "Save yourselves!!!"

Hym "Awh... This! The melancholy! The macabre! My heart!"

Iam "This.... This is unsettling..."

Serial killer guy from Red Dragon "DO YOU SEE!?"

Some guy "You bastard! Don't show me the things in front of me"

by Hym Iam April 07, 2022

Saving Whales

The act of taking a shower together to conserve water; in which this act usually consumes more water than the original two showers, because of the sexual acts usually encountered during the process

Woman: "I'm about to go take a shower."
Man: "Well, I think we should start saving whales more often. You know, the environment needs all the help it can get."

by foxygranpa April 30, 2015

phantom savings

Its the Amount of money you saved written at the bottom of a receipt, but when you ask for it they wont give it to you

Give me the $46.00 you just saved at the grocery store Dad. I cant son, that's not real money ,Its only "Phantom savings"

by Steven A Sayegh January 06, 2016