Left Testicle

The testicle no one likes. Its the one who always is slacking off while the right one does all the work!

Damn my left testicle keeps banging agains the right one. Now suck on it bitch!

by fuckretardsintheass! November 19, 2004

testicles

the symbol of manhood. they are what makes a man a man

i am still a man as long as my testicles are dangling between my legs

by b-nener February 28, 2008

Testicals

Awkward boobs for a penis

"So, did you see those testicals on that one chick?"

by seniorchinesepoopiepants October 2, 2009

Testiclash

it is when you are runnng and as you our running one of the testicles collides with the leg or other testicle, causing extreme pain

he ran down the stairs and had a massive testiclash, he couldent get upp for 10 minutes

by funky rabbi May 13, 2009

testicle tornado

Testicle tornado- where a man takes his scrotum and penis, wraps them round each other in a spiral pattern and let's go to produce a meatspin style testicle tornado

What a testicle tornado! How yummy

by £J October 28, 2011

testicle fortitude

The adjective form of testicle is testicular. The phrase should be "testicular fortitude".

I just met a guy who can't tell the difference between a noun and an adjective. It takes a lot of testicular fortitude to display your ignorance in public like that.

by My dixie wrecked November 25, 2003

Butt Testicles

Testicles on your butt;
something you need if you are any of the following: fuck ass, fat fuck ass, pussy ass, nerd ass, and basically any word that comes before the word ass

Nick: Pussy ass bitch stop throwing shit at me
AJ: What are you talking about?
Nick: Fuckin nerd ass pussy fucking fuck ass you play lacrosse?
AJ: Yea
Nick: Pussy, grow some butt testicles

by roid rage555 May 14, 2008