toasterfrakker

a human who has sexual relations with cylon, used on Battlestar Galactica

jenni:Dude, did you know that Craig was a toasterfrakker?
anna:Oh no way! That hoochie llama!

by jesusluvsme November 2, 2008

Toaster Dick

When you find your own genitalia stuck in a toaster and is slowly burning and your pubic hairs burn into ashes also new gases can be released into the air known as toasted dick gas

I have toaster dick

by Big Boy Chungus 1234 June 3, 2019

Toaster Stroodle

A missing of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism.

Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster Stroodle.

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: A toaster stroodle!

by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020

Fashion Tester

1) An individual in the process of starting their career in the fashion industry.
2) One who designs and creates fashion for a living.
3) A trainee in the fashion industry
4) An individual who enrolls in school specifically to receive a fashion degree.
5) A fashion afficianado.

Karla sewed and wore dresses when she was working on her degree as a fashion tester.

by profklingert221 May 15, 2010

Flying Toaster

(n) - A shit at work so long in duration that the screensaver on your computer activates while you are gone.

Host of meeting: I see everyone from payroll could make it, accounting - where is Chris?

Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.

by terdbyrglar January 13, 2014

austrian toaster strudel

When a guy fucks another guy in the ass until his dick is nice and warm then the other guy jizzes on his dick then sucks it off.

An fegit: "I totally gave Jack an Austrian toaster strudel last night"

by Bdubs13 April 24, 2014

Mexican toaster

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure

My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017