Bleed Manly Tears

When a Straight man Crys.

Mostly used while talking to a girl

Dude, my paintball gun is at my friends house, and hes not home, im gonna go cry

Girl-You cry?

NO, i just bleed Manly Tears

by DonCapo August 20, 2008

Trail of Tears

A happy trail leading to a disappointingly small penis.

“I thought I was in for a good time, but all Chad had to offer was another Trail of Tears.”

by 3BigBootyBitches April 21, 2018

Tearball

Tearball is a word used to get someone more angry than they were before. When saying it, the person uses a high pitched voice.

You: I kissed your girlfriend yesterday.
Friend: You cunt I hate you!
You: Tearball (high pitch voice).
Friend: FUCK YOU!

by Tearball September 29, 2012

Tearbate

Tearbating is the action of masturbating using tears (preferably yours) as lubrication. Normally this action is done by extremely horny and depressed subjects.

Cool_guy: Hey! Adam! Wanna go out and get some strange?
Adam: No... I'm ugly, fat and what's worse Canadian. I won’t get laid, I’ll just tearbate before going to sleep.

by Tearbater October 21, 2014

tearhanger

a movie or work of literature that is only sad enough to produce a tear that hangs on your eyelid or the side of your face, not run all the way down; a portmanteau of tearjerker and cliffhanger

I watched that movie expecting a good cry, but it was only a tearhanger.

by ogrplease July 1, 2016

Tearash

You give the people the word tear+trash=tearash

You give the people the word tear+trash=tearash

by Chung Wong November 13, 2019

Tearna

The most beautiful, amazing girl you will ever meet.
Dont fk with her because she will do nothing but be there for you and light up your world.
if she gives you her heart and you break it, then you deserve the worst of the worst.

The most amazing girl in the world- Adam 2021
Yep Tearna is the best

if you read this i hope to grow old with you.
Get married and mabye even start a family
i love you <3

by THREADRIPPER69 August 31, 2021