turbo bungle

Fuck up a simple task so badly that simply "bungling" isn't sufficient.

"Boy, you really turbo bungled that one, didn't ya Sam?"

by maestro696969 October 7, 2020

turbo retard

when one is so retarded they surpass the typical level of stupid. common slang is "turbo tard".

1) "Jimmy you fucking idiot! Why did you fuck my sister you fuck turbo tard!"

2) Michael got hit by a bus and now he is turbo retarded.

by dick_daddy February 17, 2021

Turbo Juice

A drink only found at Handle Bar Hanks in Welland, On. Mixed liquor and Old Vienna that is sure to play mind games with you.

Went to Hanks last night and got a Turbo Juice. I wont be in to work for a week.

by Handlebar spanks June 22, 2017

turbo queef

An acoustic duo from Ontario, Canada.
Formerly known as '10 Second Turbo Queef'

Turbo Queef played an awesome show last night, I can't wait to see them again.

by Kays04 October 7, 2010

Turbo Jagoff

A term used for a person who takes being a jagoff to a new level. They amped it up or kicked it into "turbo" charge.

I accidentally dropped my friend's grande, double espresso, vanilla/carmel latte. He went all Turbo Jagoff on me, ranting, raving and swearing even though it's a GIRLY drink anyway!!"

"My asshole boss kicked it into Turbo Jagoff just because I was 15 minutes late for work.

by dinosaurglow June 29, 2011

Turbo Busa

A wonderful machine that will pull on any vehicle it will race and win it

Turbo Busa owner: Bruh, I bet u can't win against mah Turbo Busa
Panigale V4R owner: I bet I can

Turbo Busa owner: U hav a turbo?
Panigale V4R owner: Nah
Turbo Busa owner: U gon get slayed by ma Turbo Busa. TURBO BUSA POWAAAA!!!!!

by Clammy Pube February 7, 2019

flappy turbo

A series of successive farts that make it sound like a motor bike revving.

This can be from anus or vagina.

That dude just let off a flappy turbo

by Fanglespangle October 10, 2013