Took a bullet

Having sex with a guy with a really short penis
Person 1: I heard you had sex with that Asian foreign exchange student last night.

Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.
by cucchiebug May 21, 2018
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he took it out

when u think to harambe
he took it out for harambe!

let's took it out too!
by DS_JohNNy February 07, 2017
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took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.
That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.
by NorseStar November 09, 2022
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daytrip took it to ten

daytrip took it to ten!
by Mike the third May 14, 2024
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took a turn for the better

Improved
The desperate situation suddenly took a turn for the better when we discussed it together.
by Kiberscotch February 20, 2017
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took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.
Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"
by Chopogringo May 18, 2021
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who took your phone

Another from of saying who took your virginity
So, tell me, who took your phone Frankie;)?
by potnoodlehehe February 11, 2021
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