raccoon nap

When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.

Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.

I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.

by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017

Rileigh(Raccoon)

Rileigh is beautiful mine she is loyal she is everything she's beautiful no one needs her but me no one can have her but me so all tall back off from my Rileigh

Rileigh(Raccoon) is mine no one can touch her

by Raccoonlover66 March 7, 2019

Raccoon boy

Like an emo cat boy

Usually with big bags under they’re eyes from sleep deprivation

Often have attachment issues and self worth issues but they’re really loyal and affectionate

Person a: cat boys are so overrated, raccoon boys are way cuter

by Drillsharkprince November 4, 2021

raccoon tan

Raccoon Tan is best defined by the look of Donald Trump.

He has a raccoon tan and looks like Donald Trump.

by marcho2016 August 22, 2016

Raccoon rage

When you are in engaging in the doggy style sex position you begin to scrape the entire back side of their body to arouse them!

Derek raccoon rage Melanie in the trailer park. Melanie then had to get a tetanus shot.

by Maddy Mackenzie is a whore July 8, 2012

Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.

“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”

by Zero_G93 July 8, 2023

Raccooning

When you laugh so hard you cry and smear your eyeliner and look like a raccoon

*watching random viral video*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAAH! OH NO! I'VE SMEARED MY MAKE UP! I'm RACCOONING!

You: ew.

by manleeman June 14, 2011