girl next door

Usually refers to a cute, unattainable, wholesome girl, who a guy would like to make love to. She's the type of girl you can take home to your mother, but usually is a tiger in bed.

Amy is one of the "girl next door" types. She is just as cute as a pin, so I was completely surprised when she agreed to go out with me, and even more surprised when she was all over me when we got to the park. She blew me (and swallowed) before we even got out of the car, and was tight as a vise when we made love before I took her home.

by BRD September 6, 2005

girl next door

The reason why you keep a box of tissue next to your bed.

The first thing I do when I wake up every morning is to think of the girl next door and get a tissue from the box.

by Pepe99 January 19, 2017

Next-Level

A condition of "Sifia pain" and suffering

I and my family entered next-level since I lost my job last week

by Tyrion the scribe March 4, 2019

on that next level shit

either when youre really high or when you've passed the level of it being okay.

Haley: Bro im on that next level shit.
Ahbi: Dude are you okay??
Haley: I dont know man im pretty fucked up.

by bbyhay17 December 3, 2016

kids next door

a wierd show about kids vs adults using '2X4 technology". All the characters have very large hands and feet but paper thin legs and arms as well.

"hey see whats on Cartoon Network for a sec."

"Kids Next Door! Turn it before I am blind! Aaaaahh!"

by Stupid January 13, 2005

next to fuck all

A Scottish expression or UK stating that a measurement is close to that of the desired.

One carpenter to another: Well there's next to fuck all difference between the length of these two.

by Tom_NZ April 21, 2007

The Next Door Neighbor

The act of beating off with your nondominant hand!

Irvin gave himself the next door neighbor.

by CNote2055 September 30, 2009