Bit Of Lasagna

A substitute for the cuss word known as b***h.
Person 1: STOP BEING SUCH A Bi.....T OF LASAGNA!
Person 2: HAHA OK! BIT OF LASAGNA! HA! THATS HILARIOUS! ILL HAVE TO USE THAT ONE SOMETIMES
by used paper towel May 21, 2019
mugGet the Bit Of Lasagnamug.

Bitch lasagna

Tseries ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
by Kibbz_325 March 5, 2019
mugGet the Bitch lasagnamug.

Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.
Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex
by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021
mugGet the Spank the Lasagnamug.

stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.
Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"
by surfknasen May 9, 2018
mugGet the stabbing my lasagnamug.

bitch lasagna

a lasagna filled with you guessed it, bitch meat
A : Let's get kebab.
B: I'd rather get bitch lasagna.
by yourhighnessthief August 20, 2022
mugGet the bitch lasagnamug.

Nicholas Lasagna

Nick can usually be found hanging out with any girl who's at least 3 inches shorter than him because he's a freshmen and this is the only way he can try to pick on people smaller than him to feel big. Also he swears he's not compensating for anything.
*when someone yanks on your backpack* bro, I thought I just got Nicholas lasagna-ed for a second
by biggymcmac October 18, 2017
mugGet the Nicholas Lasagnamug.

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