Get some gerbils, peanut butter, a Morningstar, saran wrap, a car battery, and a shit ton of electrical wire. Sit on one, insert another orally then rush to connect the wires to the battery while spinning to cover up completely with cellulose wrap.
by Estebe January 17, 2025
Get the Houston Hotpotmug. by The guy from Scam Support Inc. May 11, 2022
Get the Houstonmug. by poppa houston October 30, 2010
Get the poppa houstonmug. Man, I love going to school in Houston, it's very diverse and the people are respectful and well behaved. The only issue is my class rank is shit even though my grades are good.
by StormBread September 18, 2021
Get the Houstonmug. Home to everything except snow. We don’t all ride horses and own a oil well in our backyard. Most people here hate people from Dallas, don’t ask why. Our only body’s of water are polluted bayous, flooding, and pools. A democratic city that’s happens to be in a republican state. Our basketball team won’t go to the finals anytime soon. We cuss a lot, listen to Travis Scott, and Beyoncé. But our city is still cool
by Pierce is cool September 2, 2020
Get the Houstonmug. A pink cactus girl with a cute ribbon on her. Please try to avoid her as much as you can, because she craves for cheese.
by frothyshikkumi July 22, 2020
Get the Houstonmug. by R.L Stien August 12, 2024
Get the Houston Windshield Wipermug.