funnel cake special

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.

Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.

by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023

Warm funnel cake

It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.

Have you ever had a warm funnel cake?

by Richard Dangles August 31, 2022

Funnel Basher

One who indulges in Anal Penetration

Get your hand off my cock you fuckin' Funnel Basher

by GMPC October 02, 2005

get the funnel

A metaphor for punishing someone. The saying suggests one be subjected to being force fed through a large funnel.

House cat: *meows angrily and pees and poops*
Me: Time to get the funnel! (rolling my eyes)

by CP Dogg June 08, 2021

Gold Funneling

When you pee in someones ass

Brianna and I tried Gold Funneling last night and she came so fast

by Sqootle July 19, 2018

noise funnel

An alternative, pseudo scientific, absurdist, reductionist, descriptive alternative for 'ears' recalling the pure physical and functional properties of a person's dual facial appendages.

lugholes

'I say, Charlie. This composition is like aural ambrosia to my noise funnels.'

by xenographer August 09, 2016