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Blake

1. An overzealous doucher with a knack for almost nothing in life. Blake can be found at your local beach pretending to surf and giving random guys "the nod." In his free time he loves to read books and watch pornographic films that contain only male characters. Also has MILF-like mother who loves to give his friends dirty looks and wear scantily clad clothing in their presence. Blake's nickname (Blakeus Arealius) is also oxymoronic as he is rated one of the most unreal people alive. May also be diagnosed with a slight degree of down-syndrome.

2. See also Douche Bag

Synonyms: Tool, Ass, Homo

Antonyms: Chill, Scott, Super
Kelsey: My boyfriend Blake is so cool!!
Megan: Oh thats your boyfriend? I thought you were just getting some community service hours?
Blake: Blawoahahuag!!!!
by ScottWho? November 20, 2009
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blake

a real dick head, has no fucking life and cant get any
Damn look at that blake over there reading a book.
Look at that blake who thinks hes a legit pimp,dick.
by ohh hellyeah December 28, 2009
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Blake

A stupid boy who is ugly who is always vrooming around the school he is hated by every one and is really ugly
Girl 1: Did you see blake today he looked so stupid
Girl 2: yeah
by tulipgirls June 7, 2018
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Blake

A beautiful girl, who says Blake can't be a girls name. Blake is lit and is a snack. All the boys want some Blake, even tho she ain't thicc. She is a great person and all y'all need a Blake.
Boy 1: dang did you see Blake she lookin like a snack today.

Boy 2: I know bro.
by littlehoe123 November 26, 2018
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Blake

Wow, this soup tastes great with this Blake in it
by Womanizer69 July 2, 2018
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Blake(it)

- Blake it:

To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.
Blake(it)
Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"

-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."
* there are numerous ways in which a person can "Blake it", please consider adding your own tales of Blaking stuff.
by Blakefan December 16, 2013
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Blake

A Simp that overvalues women. Blake’s are usually medium height and wear Abercrombie and Finch sweaters.
by Blake is a SIMP March 3, 2020
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