banjo penis

When a stranger yanks you by the tip of ones flaccid penis and proceeds to strum it in a fast, very offbeat pattern that slowly fills the room with the sound of a cumly twang.
We all know that one Roxminna girl that really knows how to get a twangy ass banjo penis going.
by Cunt Mannaway January 28, 2022
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Banjo Romper

an individual who is aesthically enthusiastic with knees bent and arms flailing during a live banjo performance.
I was stoked at the amount of banjo rompers at the bluegrass show.
Hey man, let's banjo romp this weekend!
by raidho.laguz June 28, 2012
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Banjo Strummer

A Banjo Strummer is a person often from the hills of a southern state that may have high levels of heavy metals in their body and may be slightly handicapped. The term was derived from the movie Deliverance where a group of handicapped southerners played the banjo and raped passersby.
From “I Was Bitten” on the Discovery Channel. A BANJO STRUMMER was in China and wanted to see the elephants. He thought he was on a bus full of other tourists, but they were actually Chinese people. He found the elephants. They attacked and eviscerated him. He decided he was going to “disconnect” his heart by reaching inside and squeezing it. Rather than talk he “hooted” to tell some passersby he was injured.
by Banjo 1 December 13, 2009
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eggy banjo

An eggy banjo is a sandwhich which consists of soft bread or a bun filled with sausage or bacon and a over medium fried egg. Upon biting the sandwhich, the pressure of the bread and contents will squeeze the egg causing it to burst and squirt it's yolk down the shirt of the sandwich owner. This immediately causes the individual to raise the hand with the sandwich to approximately shoulder height whilst frantically trying to wipe away the yolk with the other. The resulting stance momentarily resembles that of a strumming banjo player... Hence the phrase "Eggy Banjo"
Oh Dear, Joe appears to having an eggy banjo!
by Anotsoblandlife February 01, 2016
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Roll Banjo

The act of rolling back the foreskin when giving a blowjob to a male who is uncircumcised.
I gave Mark head last night and had to "roll banjo".
by Leggies March 07, 2018
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Aggressive Banjo

Someone playing the banjo like you would a metal guitar, and it also sounds just like a metal guitar as well.
Hayden Was Playing Some Aggressive Banjo At The Party Last Night.
by Toasty Toaster January 18, 2021
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Cat banjo

I heard screams and ran to save her, but caught her just singing she played the ole cat banjo
by Solarfish January 04, 2017
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