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Alaskan Pipeline

The act of taking a shit in a condom, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.
"yo did you give that girl an Alaskan pipeline?"
"yeah it was awesome! it only took 3-4 hours for it to freeze!"
by Daym637382837292 September 3, 2009
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alaskan dildo

a sexual fetish involving shitting into an open condom, freezing it, and then proceeding to penetrate your lover with this sex toy
put shit into a condom thus being an alaskan dildo
by Ken Christensen November 2, 2007
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Alaskan Angler

With a man lying on his back and a partner performing oral sex between his legs. At the point of no return the partner pulls away from the penis, the man takes control and in a forward flicking motion ejaculates toward the face of the said partner.
cumejaculateblow jobheadbjsuckfestThe Alaskan Angler
by John O. W February 17, 2009
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Alaskan Governor

The premature termination of a sexual act.

Always used in the context of disappointment by one party.

Generally used in the context of a willful termination of a sexual act by one party for selfish reasons. However, variants including forced termination due to interruption or boredom are accepted.
"Dude, Lucy blue balled me something fierce. We were getting it on and her phone rings. Next thing I know, she pulling an Alaskan Governor on me. She puts her clothes on and says her grandma is sick and leaves. Turns out it was the mechanic and her car was ready two hours early."

"I was watching that new 'Burka Burka Gangbang' video you sent me and my friggin' roommate came home. I had to Alaskan Governor the whole situation."

"Damn Cindy. I don't know why you stay with that man. Sure, he's great at foreplay, but that's no compensation for being an Alaskan Governor."
by Gliscameria April 19, 2010
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Alaskan Wondersled

The act consists of engaging in sexual intercourse in the "doggy-style" position at the top of a snow covered hill. Just prior to climax, the male will jump on on the woman's back with such force that the both parties will proceed to slide down the hill as the man busts a nut directly at the back of his partner's head.
So last night Tania and I wanted to go tobogganing. Bitch, gets there and before I can slide down she starts sucking my thang..Needless to say, I still wanted to toboggan so I gave that ho the alaskan wondersled and ended up with a sweet ride and an unconscious bitty.
by A BAPs Production April 13, 2009
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Alaskan Goldrush

An Alaskan Goldrush is when a man urinates into a a person's asshole. For added effect, the person being pissed in should have explosive diahrea for an extra effect.

The person who was pissed in now craps out the piss along with his regular fecal matter. That part is where explosive diahrea can be used for an added effect.
Oh man I got drunk last night and made an Alaskan Goldrush with your sister.
by Jar Boy December 31, 2011
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alaskan popsicle

take a shit then freeze a log and use it as a dildo
I let my girlfriend use my "Alaskan Popsicle" to please her.
by Haywaitaminute! January 7, 2009
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