by knickerbockerglory July 20, 2010
Invented by RH from Hartlepool. When you get a suntan or are sunburnt whilst wearing an unsuitable piece of clothing, or sitting with part of your body in the shade. Leaving you with visible white bits. This has no relation to the taxi driver tan.
by Rachh1985 June 03, 2010
When you see a chick who is questionable to be of age. Usually a chick who is at high school level but can almost pass for a older woman. Its usually that chick you really have to sit and look at before you even have the thought of sex come to mind. The males version of "spider senses".
Guy 1: Man that chick is hot, I'd love to sit that in my lap and grind her out like good coffee
Guy 2: Eww dude, wtf. You live right next to a high school. She isn't suspect to you?
Guy 1: No...
Guy 2: Seriously, thats jail bait. You touch her in your imagination and you're fucked
Guy 1: Whatever dude
Guy 2: Dude, that bitch is tan pants.
Guy 1: *Sudden Epiphany*
Guy 2: Eww dude, wtf. You live right next to a high school. She isn't suspect to you?
Guy 1: No...
Guy 2: Seriously, thats jail bait. You touch her in your imagination and you're fucked
Guy 1: Whatever dude
Guy 2: Dude, that bitch is tan pants.
Guy 1: *Sudden Epiphany*
by Mc Mondo Michaels October 22, 2011
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
hana - i just got back from spain yesterday check out my tan
jane - im so pale i look like ive been 2 north pole
hana - u got arctic tan
jane - im so pale i look like ive been 2 north pole
hana - u got arctic tan
by XxchloexX May 12, 2007
by the NINJA Cheesecake December 03, 2010
Kind of an oxymoron, actually. It's the lack of a tan you'd get from spending too much time at the mall being exposed to only artificial lighting. Related to the "motel tan".
by LaughingGravy August 16, 2005