Tactical Insertion

The act of inserting a straw into two throbbing penis's and then proceed to rub each other off. Who ever makes the other ejaculate is the winner and shall celebrate with the oozing winnings of the other opponents dick milk.

Cock blocking isn't cool man, you owe me a tactical insertion.

by Thisngadoog August 30, 2011

Tactical Nuke

It is a term used to define a really ugly girl that is either fat or a total mess. It holds stronger description than the famous grenade, landmine or zoo creature.

I can be used to go above and beyond when describing a woman or girl that has outdone herself as a grenade.

A girl who is the epitome of being fat, ugly, a mess or a combo of these.

Yo, did you see that girl? She's a total tactical nuke.

by The Almighty P.Gotti February 21, 2011

Tactical Cab

After a night of partying, a tactical cab must be called to bring your drunk ass home safely.

Yo Johnny i was soooo smashed last night that i had to call to tactical cab...it was the only way man.

by sn0whero September 5, 2010

Tactical pink

A color choice for a gun in Medal of Honor. Anything that is tactical pink is instantly more awesome.

Cashier: So, why have you decided to buy this phone case? It's pink, are you getting it for your daughter?
Man: Nope, it's tactical pink so I got it because of that.

by N@y May 5, 2013

Tactical abortion

Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground. The baby fetus would be pushed out but the vaginal opening is concealed by the woman’s pants. Therefore the baby has no where to run and is crushed.

I pushed my 9 month pregnant wife who was carrying triplets down the stairs she landed face first and all three babies died of a tactical abortion. Unfortunately my wife survived and called the police. I am now being charged with triple homicide and attempted murder on my wife.

by TacticalAbortionClinic May 26, 2021

tactical eating

When you're eating food such as biscuits and grapes and you leave the last one in the packet as you know if you eat the last one you're gonna have to put the rubbish in the bin which is the otherside of the room.

However a battle can ensue if other members are playing the tactical eating game where noone eats the last item of food in the packet

2 Loungers are watching a movie in a living room and there is one biscuit left in the pack.

Lounger 1: Hey dude, why don't you have the last biscuit, I left it for you
Lounger 2: Nah that's cool dude, i'm totally stuffed, why don't you have it? I know you love them
Lounger 1: Godammit... he got me there

Hence Lounger 1 loses the tactical eating game

by London_guitarist August 7, 2010

Schoolboy Tactics

The act of spooning with the intent to be sexually aroused

Bobby: What is he doing to her
Billy: Dry humping her or something, them Schoolboy tactics

by LYNX September 16, 2013