Swimming in the pussy

An ironic way of referring to someone who is NOT swimming in pussy. Usually referring to anyone who looks like they have no idea what a vagina looks like.

John: Yo, nerd alert...he must be swimming in the pussy.

Will: Cut him some slack man.

John: Doesn't help that he's dressed like a cast member from star trek...

swimming pussy

by Allen Wildhorse April 27, 2010

swimming around inside somebody's mouth

A phrase used to define the weather in the southern United States. Typically hot and very humid.

Damn, it's so hot today in Tennessee its like swimming around inside somebody's mouth.

by The White Chocolate March 18, 2007

swimming shit

usually refers to:
1) feces in a toilet duly supplied with water

less usually refers to:
2) a despicable indidual who either practices natation as a sport or happens to be approaching the oberserver through waters deep enough to make snorkeling possible
3) an unfortunate event that unsurpisingly lands on the observer, very much in the guise of a floating exrement haunting a British bather at sea

Hey mate, look at that swimming shit (of mine)!

Now, ain't that dude a real swimmin' shit?

I wonder how you could not see this swimming shit coming...

by swimminshid November 6, 2013

simpingovervivi

they’re the best fanpage <3
stan loona!!

person 1: do you follow simpingovervivi on tiktok?

person 2: no

person 1: you’re not a dreaming dinosaur? don’t even speak to me

by isimpforkimseungmin January 9, 2021

floor swimming apple

A sim named apple that when removed from the pool and placed in the house will swim around like they're still in the pool

Look at that floor swimming apple over there! :O

by panda cat February 16, 2009

thought-swimming

To skim, delve and tread in your thoughts. Moving around in patterns that seem to make no sense, but end up making the most sense of all.

To turn over and constantly obsess about a particular subject, object or person in your mind to the point of almost drowning.

I dove into a glass of wine the other night and ended up thought-swimming about my ex-boyfriend.

by EBthian May 30, 2012

Srimping

The act of inserting your man-meat betwixt the beautiful feet of your signifigant other or some skank you rented. The point is to shoot your sauce onto her steamy no-no hole.

"Dude, I went shrimping with that asian escor whom also is a foot model."

by Johhny Rocket March 22, 2003